Friday, September 25, 2009

June 2009 with the Girlies - Barcelona

One of the benefits of Kim working in her line of business is that she gets to work with amazing people who are doing tremendous things to, you know, fix the world and stuff. I would like to fix the world, but there are a lot of problems out there, like hunger and malaria and pestilence and Rosie O'Donnell and high tax rates and traffic and cancer and Reba McEntire and murdering thugs getting positions of prominence at the United Nations and people who slowly glide and wander side-to-side down the sidewalk instead of walking in a straight line so I can get by.

There is a lot to fix and there is no way that I could do it all, so I have decided that instead of trying to solve all of the world's problems, which clearly would be very difficult, I will focus my attention on convincing bankers to buy software and then going home to see the girlies, drink wine and watch the Cardinals. I can't do anything about Barbara Streisand or the continuing scourge known as global cooling, but I do let women and the old get on the bus before I do, which is a truly benevolent gesture because even though I am being the nice one here I get punished because most people stop on the first step and then search through their purse or pocket to find their Metro Card, while I stand outside the bus in the rain (well, if it's raining) while they fumble around and waste my time.

One way to make the world a better place would be for women and the old (sorry for the stereotype, but it is always women or the old -- non-old men seem to have no problem getting in rapidly and with great efficiency) to step all the way up the stairs to let me on so I don't get rained on, and then begin the fumbling process to locate your Metro Card. But I continue to allow people to get on first, because I try to do my part to improve the lives of others. I also hold the door when I get off the bus in the back, even if there are a bunch of people and I have to stand there for a while, because sometimes it slams shut with no notice and I figure that holding the door makes the world a little bit better for someone else, and also this frees me up morally so I don't have to worry as much about the continuing threat of terrorism or hygiene problems among our nation's hippies.

But Kim works in HIV, and contrary to what the Germans would have you believe, her company and others like it are doing amazing things to develop drugs that make HIV a treatable condition instead of a death sentence. They also focus on helping people in less-developed parts of the world gain access to life-saving drugs, which is having a huge impact on millions of people in places like western and southern Africa.

So what does this have to do with me and the girlies? Well, the person at Kim's company responsible for the program that provides HIV treatment and care for people in sub-Saharan Africa, invited us to spend a week with his friends and family in Barcelona. Of course we accepted his invitation (and that was a very long introduction to how we ended up going to Spain).

Coincidentally, John and his wife Barbara also have delightful twins (Samantha and Jamie) from China, although they are two years older than Sally and Amelia. A few years ago, before we found out that we were getting twins, we met their girls. After meeting Samantha and Jamie, Kim (being a bit superstitious) thought that we were destined to get twins. She also has a story about a double-yolked egg and fused fortune cookies.

So back to Spain - Barbara had an upcoming birthday and John rented an amazing villa outside of Barcelona for his family and several of their friends. They were kind enough to invite us along. We had a fantastic time, and our girlies had great fun swimming in the pool(s) and playing with Samantha and Jamie.


Here are some photos and videos of our journey:

The girlies cleaning the window in the Continental Lounge.



A video of that exact thing

The handsome family in the Park Guell in Barcelona

John and Samantha at the Park Guell

Eating popsicles (the Brits call them 'ice-lollies') in the Park Ciutadella

Barbara with Jamie lounging at the villa

Amelia in an enormous hat

Amelia, Sally, Samantha and Jamie looking at fishies

Looking down at Barcelona from Mont Juic, where the 1992 Olympics were held

At the Olympic Stadium where Russian Igor Astapkovich won a silver medal in the Hammer Throw!

Kim and Amelia on the roof of the Casa Mila

Sally making her father very proud, inside the Casa Mila

At Sitges Beach, outside of Barcelona

Mmmm, fudgesicles



A video of that exact thing

Sally and Mike S on the beach -I forgot my swimsuit and had to go buy one at the store. I didn't look that closely and it turns out that they are ridiculously short, like Larry Bird's basketball shorts in the 1980s. These are not those swim trunks, though - these are cargo shorts, although I am sure you could tell that.
June with the Girlies - Grammy Judy in Town

After Grandma Linny and Aunt Mikey left, my dear mother came to visit, also to celebrate the girlies' third birthday. For some reason we don't have many pictures of her time here, however. My mom is notoriously camera shy, largely because of fervent religious beliefs developed while spending her teenage years among the Quakers, but I thought we got more pictures of her trip than we did.

Oh well - here are a few photos and stuff:


Expert soup maker and wine purveyor Maria (she's Italian!) with Sally

Kim and the girlies enjoying a frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity

Kim and the girlies in the Sony Building - not the best picture in the world, but it's cool because Spiderman is in the background

Finally, a picture of Judy with the girlies. Again, not a great picture - our camera was acting up and we had to get a new one

At the girlies birthday party - DeYan is making a crazy face, which I would never do, of course

My 'Mom' with Maria

Kim and Judy in front of our building with the girlies

Amelia in her tutu (Kim is so happy because she has dreams that the girls will grow up to be beautiful ballerinas) and Judy taking photos

DeYan came over before her big prom and the girlies came outside in their tutus

Sally, her tutu, and baby Ada




Sally in her tutu, waiting for DeYan
June 2009 with the Girlies -
Grandma Linny and Aunt Mikey in New York

Ahhh, June. June Cleaver. Junebug. Juneteenth. Juneau. June Carter Cash. June Allyson. June is Dairy Month. Former Atlanta Falcons quarterback June Jones III. June Lockhart. June Taylor's Organic Marmalades. These are the things that come up when you type the word 'June' into Google.

For me June reminds me of my teenage years, when school was finally out and we had total, complete freedom. My parents both worked - my 'Mom' was a claims adjuster at Allstate, and she has many, many stories about money-hungry old ladies who purposely slip on grapes at Schnuck's and break their hips so they can sue for hundreds of dollars to compensate for their pain and suffering. My mom was a tough cookie, though, and the most she would offer them would be $50 and a one-way bus ticket to Fort Hancock, Texas if they promised never to bother her again. "Greedy old bags!", she used to say a few dozen times a day.

The most common scenario was often quite similar to this: "So, I had this claim today that you would not believe. This 96-year old woman had the AUDACITY to sue Schnuck's even though the spilled vegetable oil on the floor was clearly visible to anyone who would have been wearing their glaucoma glasses. So am I supposed to give some of Allstate's hard earned money to this greedy old schemer to fix her broken tibia and replace her shattered kneecap because she didn't think to look down at the floor and check for spilled Wesson before heading down the frozen food aisle? Hah! I don't think so. For all I know, she didn't even push the front legs of her walker firmly into the tennis balls to ensure proper gliding, so she has to share some of the responsibility here. Go try and pull your massive scam on some other stooge, granny!"

Anyway, both parents worked (well, Ray worked but, you know, not all the time, and not for any one particular company, but he was usually gone during the day) so I could sleep late, not waking up until my friend Terry would come over and break in through our back door to wake me up so we could go to the pool with Missy Hanover and listen to Rapper's Delight.



I don't have any pictures of my free-wheeling teenage years (I had lots of hair back then, and it was as white as the driven snow) but I do have some photos of our many activities this past June with the girlies (
I now have 'Now what you hear is not a test -- I'm rappin to the beat -- And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet ' running through my head).

June was a very eventful month for us - both grandmothers came to town, the girlies turned 3 (!), and we went to Spain to celebrate our friend's birthday. Below are photos of Kim's mom and the always delightful Aunt Mikey, who came to New York to spend time with the girlies and celebrate their third birthday.

Please enjoy these, won't you?


The girlies singing and dancing before bed



The girlies singing their ABCs

Grandma Linny with Sally at the park

Grandma Linny with Amelia at the park



Amelia and Grandma Linny on the park bench

The girlies with Grandma Linny and Aunt Mikey on the slide



On a carriage ride in Central Park - this video was made using the new 'Shake-a-Vision' technology you have heard so much about

On the Staten Island Ferry, looking at the Statue of Liberty (out the window on the right)

Isn't that cute?

Kim with Sally on the Carousel during the girlies birthday party The Rev. Laura Jervis with Amelia and Sally on the Carousel (Sally doesn't like riding by herself, as you can see) This one is pretty self-explanatory
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